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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold,
so he turned the sun up.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet
as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris
lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get
up the courage to tell him.

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Googla med frasen "Google chuck norris" och tryck på "jag har tur"!

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