Av någon orsak tycker jag att roliga historier är roligare om dom
är på engelska. Är jag anglifierad?

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you."
The drunk replies, "Boobs."

A man walked into his home with a duck under his arm.
"This is the pig i've been banging", he announced.
"Thats not a pig. Its a duck", the wife said.
He replied, "I wasnt talking to you".